Meta Movies

  Would you like to improve your quality of life? Chances are you're looking in the wrong place if you're reading this. What do I look like, a bloody doctor? Go see your GP if that's what you're after. I deeply, though very insincerely, apologize for any confusion I may have caused you. Perhaps your brain was already addled with issues and I have made it umpteen times worse. Oh goodness, now I'm positively guilt ridden. How can I make it better? In what way can I rectify this truly inexcusable thing that I've done?

  I'm... I'm so sorry. There, did that help at all? No? What do you mean no?! One moment...

  *Shuffles papers*

  Ah! Here we go! *Clears throat* How about a one way ticket to... no, no that won't do. *Sigh* I suppose there's just one thing for it. Here's a list of my top recommended movies in order of the year of their release. I'm a sucker for a good organised list.

• Jaws - 1975
• The Boondock Saints - 1999
• Treasure Planet - 2002
• Saw - 2004
• Inside I'm Dancing/Rory O'Shea Was Here - 2004
• Hellboy - 2004
• Wild Hogs - 2007
• Avatar - 2009
• Warrior - 2011
• Arthur - 2011
• The Mule/The Smuggler - 2014
• The Conjuring 2 - 2016

  
  Obviously these are my choices and really that holds no weight for you, but these are a handful of films I not only adore, but have watched on so many different occasion with so many different people. Whether you're a movie goer or not, it's certainly safe to say it's a medium that brings people closer.

Signed,

Elijah.

Meta Sentience.

25/08/2017